So I haven’t had any time for this today, but lucky enough, it’s statuses for Facebook in 2017. So here go a few:
“I can’t believe we decided to have one more baby. It was going to be the last, but we had twins!!!”
“Remember when my house was inland, in the countryside? Now it’s on the beach! Thank you Global Warming! :S”
“I literally don’t fit in any of my clothes anymore. Shopping trip anybody?”
“Car boot sale! Any random toy pieces you can imagine, I have it!”
And that’s about as many as I can think off today.
Barely made it!